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False Friends 1

El Paso Domenica 12 June 2011

Located in El Paso to Los Angeles as x reach the neighboring countries there is only one highway off limits to bikes

Buy a ticket and consign x Dallas all'operatrice of the Greyhound Bus Company titled my bike,but in spite of the agreements it makes me go back several times just to activate the phone card x 10 dollars bought in the same agency and in the end she will .. every time I go to her immediate known that it forms a row anomalous x made mostly homeless people asking for information and only then that I see sitting drunk busy to ' external

My motel (vero a casino) is a hole and no air is 3km far from the bus stop; the next day I walk with my 2 heavy bags,but although I found well 2 x h prior to check in , and the bike was already in their delivery, despite distracted by particular individuals (students?) shortly before leaving known that my bike was not loaded nor was closed cardboard box in which it lies from the day following …apologize.. and then everything is resolved the better x

After 2 h Travel climb onto the bus of young military x control with sniffer dogs and noting the recent stamp on my passport, story of the trip to Juarez and the inconvenience of Los Angeles (where x serious lack I had put the arrival stamp in the passport and I risultavo as a clandestine). The head of the military kind speak to me in Spanish and I recommended not to trust anyone and always check anyway concretely happened stamp, then as they descend a military smiles at me and tells me good day Italy and another always tells me in Italian welcome to join us

And’ at this time that enters a person that I dare not even mention it scares me so much because it looks like the former demon (I had to describe it I would describe her) tells me to do with angelic… sir you speak Italian I have been several years in Milan.

Imagine my surprise and happiness to the stars .. I can finally understand where they are and what to do.

I notice that the lady is surrounded by several students, says he just met them and delivered them ( in particular, a young man dead white long-haired blonde, with a lot of piercings and t-shirt Satan defiled with blood) their mobile phone and make several long phone calls x

Towards evening after a stop all'autogrill strangely I lose my place and the demon invites me to sit by her that I recommend not to go to Dallas but to stop in his town (Arlinctawon) which is 30 km, is quieter and the aftermath brings me to the city since she is free to work commitments (is a professor of children (?) so it defines you(?)) x’ begin his vacation…indeed know that I like to visit an Indian reservation is proposed to even take me with you in Oklahoma (3 h Travel) x visit one,, before resuming my journey.

No time to answer that phone book through the hotel, as well as economic tells me that it is located near his home and the bus stop (I'll have to take x Dallas) I ask for her phone number, I said that to me after x’ has the discharge cell (?)… strange as it continues to navigate and take pictures

The Demone then spoke with the bus driver that makes us descend into the dark and isolated, where only a glimpse recycling factory (only the next day I will come to know that it was the back of the station stop) confirming the time and ask the demon tells me is right (23h) while the next day you'll forgive me that she had left the time zone of El Paso (1h in meno)

Poi si dice contenta del disguido (?) così mi rendo conto di persona, dato che voi europei ci criticate tanto x’ abbiamo più macchine ..che senza di esse non possiamo fare niente… gli spazzi qui sono enormi e x muoverci non abbiamo alternative. Le rispondo che io non sono Voi europei e che non le ho chiesto ne detto niente a proposito a me bastava un semplice taxi che mi portasse in hotel

Chiama la sua vicina di casa (che in realtà dista + di 20′) ma non sa spiegarle dove siamo (dato che afferma non ha mai preso un autobus in vita sua (?)) è così che passiamo + of 1 h di attesa x poi richiamare una altra vicina di casa (che sopraggiunge con il bimbo addormentato sul sedile anteriore) x’ la mia bici non ci sta sull’auto, the same one that just once in the car then are surprised feeling tell the story, since it appeared to her that I had lost (?)

The two x magiere also call the latter demanded that I… I repeat, me to go in the recycling firm x call since both had the phone outlet (absurd) while they walked away when they could call me x not hear the interview …also wanted them done and raccontassi a photo of them on my website or in my eventual book that I mentioned you want to write about the trip faced

At the end lead me to the hotel from the bus stop which is + 30′ but is not booked (was then the reservation will be true?) and is very + expensive… I agree, moreover, that to do otherwise full night now .

The next day early in the morning and that is a few hours after, the demon calls me and tells me he has to go from his school to pick one thing then within 1h now is to take.

Call-back from the 10 and it repeats between 1h arrival so the 11 and then to 13 I says.. take her out for a moment and then came the dogs ( I say.. x carry out the ass?)

I do not take + from time to time in the meantime use the laundry and settle the site.

The Magera arrives at 17 says it has everything I abbisogna ; I confirm my decision to leave the next x Memphis via Dallas (x out so its Texas and start re- cycling) but instead to bring us to take the bus ticket makes me do the city tour before x choose the best restaurant since they eat soon x then bring us to the station. The restaurant cinese..visto my journey is not the case(?) I dice..quello Mexican is too spicy.. the Italian there is no one parked outside is a bad sign, etc.. etc.. we end in American restaurant ( in truth well furnished with 60's style′) dwhere it appears that he had already booked (?).

After a series of misunderstandings arrive late and cold dishes, and then there's the lasagne heated, she says she goes to take things from me requests in car, I x gallantry appearance before eating but she is more than 20′ and cool again

The "precious" material that I abbisogna actually took me only a book with road map and when I am going to browse to make me explain the path, she opens another book of culinary art and tells me what she likes to cook.

He says I'm his guest and I can not refuse anything, therefore, even the wine that I say it makes me fall asleep and even a who insists on at least ask her x, x then riversalo still in my glass.

After dinner brings me to buy the reductions (I'll spare you their ridiculous mistakes) x then declare that the bus station ticket office is now closed, but it does not matter since I instantly brings herself to take the ticket to Dallas so it is safer the same booking .. not before xò to let me endorse its 4 dogs with Italian names, since it is on the direction.

States that it is convinced that in life one gets what he wants with determination this x is confident that she will end up in Italy. In her life 5 years the changes happen : divorce mourning (husband) and now it is waiting for the event and in the meantime the law and recommends the book Mangia prega father .. while in every corner of his house there are his photos and quotes of love and of the Risen Christ

then…Dallas finally and at night it looks like a lego construction

Without the ticket tells me …well now that you've gotten what you want to relax and enjoy the moment.. and heads in the opposite side and after 20′ when I realize, I discussed this element; tells me that he just wanted to show me how big Dallas (?) and while he was, x wanted to make me his club to introduce people or if I want to see films that are commercial in last 24hrs

I say it's almost midnight are destroyed and it is a long journey tomorrow my x pity for pity take me to my hotel I ask only this … I replied that she thought I might like to see how she spends her days(?)

I ask the address of the station Arlinton x recarmici with a taxi but she insists that she wants to be to accompany me even after having breakfast together in my hotel (?)

Early in the morning the phone rings even have time to respond to cease .. is she who insisted that the same night I called her name …assurdo press x’ my phone is not enabled for calls and then x’ I will not give rise so dangerous that a person could maybe say that I am that the inappropriate

To 9 go down to the lobby of the hotel breakfast I doubt I can call from the front desk

she replied that she called me several times in the room (?) and thought that since I had changed my mind and did not answer did not want to leave and then adds, however, that now arrives instantly

Pass + half an hour and when it arrives it serves as one breakfast at the hotel who also finished the time of the pantry.

Appearance its comfortable while wearing your luggage and then went out to get his car parked a few meters away and there are more than 5 x′ I approach and ask if I have to bring our luggage there.. tells me I am not now.

Once initiated after a 10 minutes I realize that we are on the road again x Dallas

You confirm and tells me that she was convinced that I wanted to go straight there x does not do the long wait in the small station. So we gain time and we can visit the city, I can take you from a hairdresser friend ..I have already advised… and then maybe we can see the non-commercial films ( a mo turna…I do not know where infilerei them to him a .. non-commercial films)

I say it loud and clear to me back immediately to the station Arlinthawn as prior arrangements

She tells me that it is now closer to Dallas and that I should start from here too x’ if the bus is full from here I have no risk priorities and xciÃ ² of land with no place to stay also adds…so we even have the time to pass a "moment" in my Club

I tell her I'm fine, now let's go to Dallas, but take me directly to the station since I do not want to see any other place, I just want to feel comfortable in peace and waiting

To my surprise eli sudden changes his mind and comes back saying he does not want to go x one who wants someone who just wants what he wants.

But now, however, she no longer remembers the address of the station Arlincthawn..

I'm sick if this was the pope believe me at least would give a punch but since beyond the appearances are not stupid, I was at the game and I pretended not to understand what he really wanted ( exasperate me or make me miss the bus) pretending still treats

after a long fruitless wanderings in search of the station I had to ask her to let me go down and ask the attendant the address and so I did and I asked him to explain the same direction risulotava a few meters, while she did not see it was justified that x’ the sign was covered by a plant (I guess the only one of all of Texas)

One would think that I was at the mercy of a crazy but believe me it was not at all and bore his part well Magyars was put in my path to help me x about right but she wanted to do his all right ..…

Mexican daughter of a rich and well-known legal and imbestialisce is keen to point out that the first attack inside the U.S. in history were not the Twin Towers but them.. the Mexicans..

.. then instead systematically when I was trying to steal valuable information on the continuation of my journey would begin to talk about her dogs and got up the audio volume with music logically Italian (Boccelli) una vera ..gestapo..believe me…a true professional …nothing but crazy .. like give you the illusion of having achieved what you want and then automatically lower the defenses .. x .. then "re - hit".

He tells me that he was unhappy with his work and that this x thinks of putting on his own school and educators who would like to proposed.. better if they speak foreign languages .. I pretend not to understand, and this time I get up the volume…

Finally arrived at the bus station of Arlingthawn while in silence please, she will shoot another one of his.. theow that you have checked .. if you want I can bring to a hairdresser nearby.. no thanks

Then he gave me the exact travel bag .. bought specially for me.. opens the parcel x toglierne content, handing me only shampoo and liquid hand x.

He hands me a gift as well 2 incense sticks and a small pitcher with underplate x contain them and tells me to keep the one I prefer between the saucer or the amphora (?)(?)(?)

thank you and x the 1st time even (guide) the precise kiss on the cheek…I would not contaminate… hello .. hello.. hello

and handed me a letter .. as well as a real teenager who am attaching here

The mask of Gioppino is happy when it rains if x then change comes the sun

So I think positive thoughts, however, and in this station titrated Grem Haud used as meeting the beautiful Maria Mexican separated and the mother of well- 5 children, a truly beautiful woman who tells me that avreould like to appear on my site I also waiting for the bus at the mercy of his last daughter Carla 1 year and play with the other daughter who brings with him to work x’ I explained …how to do otherwise…?

The same Mary shows me the back of the shed and tells me that it is forbidden to stop at that place last night when the driver took us bequest them is x’ there was a very specific request .. I'll leave you a comment

Thea Demone voleva end sul sitbut here it is anonymous or protagonist as his wickedness that still has to be fought this write x

Just imagine me without understanding where they are and or what to do to be in nanny kidnapped by this Magera…is not the best trust me…but at the end of this episode as well in the end I think it will help to add salt to flavor my already troubled but wonderful trip

I dedicate this sad adventurer to all those people in particular women who experience an experience of violence and abuse on the part of people who are truly evil and violent and jealous to usurp other people's soul and serenity

I enclose also a letter that my Magera wrote with so much love??????The allergo x gladly demonstrate the marked contrast in comparison to the real script conduct towards me from Magera
x to reflect how the duplicity, falsehood and the pre-power of certain people can be so marked as to lick the disease, however, that with time then, however, expects the bill

False Friends 2

thanks to the collaboration of Dr. Pir… University of Bergamo receive a delivery of collaborators who can help me in Shanghai but the main contact has just returned to Italy, and the holder that replaces it gives me her number but untraceable x’ How will I know then he went x Mongolia. Thanks anyway to the precious collaboration Att Pisac…that helps me through phone calls to fix different situations really difficult ( x es. one night only at the mercy of a drunk disfava the hotel out into the street with the stack x x seek help or a taxi can address myself to the police but as soon as it was naming nobody wanted to be involved)

Unfortunately, the lawyer. He returned the day before I arrived in Shanghai, but my luck was part of x at the same time from Mongolia also the holder of the commercial agency tells me that works well x Radici Group (my counterpart in compensation for disabled children .. I do not think they are self-centered and think like a child that everything revolves around me .. the truth…it's just that … it is a small world)

with the help of kinesin Julia that I will never stop thanking get a hotel and from there through an agency agreement a flight ticket x Los Angeles .. but the booking of the ticket is unreadable, and the copy I get the following day reports incorrect numbers ( eg see no passport attached 300) so that only half an hour before getting on the taxi that will take me to the airport again thanks to Julia can not know the number of the terminal from which the plane …is not the best believe me .. however all is well that ends well .. thanks

Chinese travel agency receive confirmation of booking flight Shngahj Los Angeles but the same no flight is illegible, the following day mimandano a new copy but I realize that shows wrong numbers

the same owner will send me the following day the only text message asking

come are the USA

LARGE I replied that say otherwise ..??

a stupid question stupid answer do not forget the wise words of Forrest Camp says is not the one who is stupid but who does

False Friends 3

..I get the other surprise in Los Angel where I realize that the famous route 66 does not exist + for years since it is now incorporated by several highways and state where there are not even allowed to ride

x also ride a few hours at a time in the desert under the scorching sun is a real ordeal and even a young professional could do in 20 the groups listed in Annex km 400 and even this is severely unfair to document forgery since some stupid tomorrow would faithfully maintaining the journey would be really serious trouble

So as I found serious errors in the book written by cyclists Venetian who traveled the Silk Road and describe how flat stages and a certain mileage when in fact the opposite has

chissà x’ this craze dell'esagerare always

logical that someone like myself who re-(s)sailing is not pleasing to many, but x’ x carigneria maybe I should lie well I?

60 anni e non sentirli pensa che nemmeno un 20 ciclista professionista possa affrontare in 20 giorni un kiolometraggio così marcato e sotto il sole del deserto…incredible …si la mia stupidaggine che do retta a tutti..

x is perhaps why despite having repeatedly requested the material they have not received anything ??

esiste una possibilità di percorso ma solo se programmato e a numero minimo di sicrizoni e comunque a numero ridotto con l’obbligo di avere a seguito un camper altirmenti non c’è storia che tenga assolutamente non si pedala in autostrada e nel deserto altrimenti ti mettono al …cool